WITH MY HUSBAND
Did he poop today?
Well, yeah. You saw it.
We both saw it.
I don’t know. Earlier.
Has he pooped since?
Have you seen poop since earlier?
I can’t remember!
I don’t know. I don’t think so.
So he’s only had one poop today?
Wait a minute—he’s had three poops.
Remember? Morning, after lunch and—
I don’t remember.
Oh, yeah—after that thing. He pooped. He did, he
Are you sure?
Are you sure you’re not mixing today’s poop with
How many poops did he have yesterday?
I don’t know—three or four?
No way! At least six.
Look—tell me again how many poops he’s supposed to
have in a
I don’t remember. Where are you going?
To get the book.