Did he poop today?

Well, yeah. You saw it.

I did?

We both saw it.

When?

I don’t know. Earlier.

Has he pooped since?

Have you seen poop since earlier?

I can’t remember!

I don’t know. I don’t think so.

So he’s only had one poop today?

Wait a minute—he’s had three poops.

What???

Remember? Morning, after lunch and—

And!

I don’t remember.

Oh, yeah—after that thing. He pooped. He did, he pooped.

Are you sure?

Pooped.

Are you sure you’re not mixing today’s poop with yesterday’s poop?

How many poops did he have yesterday?

I don’t know—three or four?

No way! At least six.

Look—tell me again how many poops he’s supposed to have in a day.

I don’t remember. Where are you going?

To get the book.

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